Monthly Archives: February 2014

Audi 100

The weird blue car stalked the beach for days, before the police came around to arrest him.

Ford Escort mk1

– No, I say we're lost. Could you please just stop and ask somebody for directions? This is decidedly NOT Madison Avenue.

Mercedes-Benz R107

The old, conservative roadster soon imploded from all the gayness.

Lancia Flaminia Convertible

– Is the wheel still on?

Fiat 600 Multipla

Little did they know, that they'd soon be part of the picnic themselves. Inviting the superficially nice but slightly odd looking italian guy would...

Fiat 500 Giardiniera

The little Fiat was shaking as the gallows were prepared. Still it wasn't sure what it was accused of, but tried to keep a...

Opel Olympia

That night, the Opel couldn't sleep. Panties fluttered by when he closed his eyelids.

Fiat 850 Spider

– No, I'm sure it will float.

DKW 3=6

The woman was at least twelve foot tall and shot shuttlecocks all over the place. There were no survivors.

Mercedes-Benz 190 SL

Helmut was devastated. The car was hopelessly stuck in the sand and Helga wouldn't speak to him. And I think the dog just went...
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Chevrolet Corvette

BMW 507

Fiat 500 Giardiniera

Fiat 600