Monthly Archives: March 2014
– I just farted.
– Actually, I have no idea how to get out of here.
– Remind me to never let you buy me clothes again.
– Yeah, but mine is faster.
– Tower, this is Flight 323. We're on approach, but there's a car on the runway. Repeat. There's a car on the runway. Can...
– No, I won't let you in as long as you're wearing pizza on your head.
– You wouldn't happen to have some jumper cables, would you?
</a – Help! I'm being kidnapped!
– Excuse me, could you tell me the way to the moon?
– Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?