BMW 3-series E30

– Tower, this is Flight 323. We're on approach, but there's a car on the runway. Repeat. There's a car on the runway. Can...

BMW 503

– No, I won't let you in as long as you're wearing pizza on your head.

Fiat 131

– You wouldn't happen to have some jumper cables, would you?

Opel Kadett C Aero

</a – Help! I'm being kidnapped!

Lunar Roving Vehicle

– Excuse me, could you tell me the way to the moon?

BMW 525 E12

– Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

Mercedes-Benz W115

– Hey, your sideburns are as big as mine.

BMW 3-series E36 Touring

Seatbelts. The legal way of tying your kids down.

Plymouth XNR

Yeah, as if Plymouth ever would have put that into production ...

Volvo 242 GT

– At least it handles like a boat.

Mercedes-Benz 380SL

– Can you call for help? My hand got stuck in the door handle again.

NSU Ro80

– Look here. This is what happens when Germans try to be creative. Now make something drab instead and let's call it Audi.

Opel Rekord

– I'm sorry, Liesl, but this is not going to work. It's not you. It's your car.

Alfa Romeo Giulia GT Junior

The invitation said "Dress in white". Apparently Giulia missed that.

Chrysler 300

– Help! I can't get out! The door is locked and I broke a fingernail on the knob!

BMW Isetta

– You can hide in here, in this, uh, shelter, while I fetch a car.

Volvo 343

– Look, it's a stranded whale! Come on, let's help it back into the water.

Audi 100

The weird blue car stalked the beach for days, before the police came around to arrest him.

Ford Escort mk1

– No, I say we're lost. Could you please just stop and ask somebody for directions? This is decidedly NOT Madison Avenue.

Mercedes-Benz R107

The old, conservative roadster soon imploded from all the gayness.